I never thought I'd say it, but I am in total agreement with this turban wearing terrorist. Now if only we could impeach Obama and get me elected into the White House, me and the Ayatolla Ali Khamenei could hammer out a deal. Removing America from the Islamic world would be my top priority, not without some minor conditions however.
According to my friend the Ayatolla, the biggest problem in the middle east, is the presence of the U.S. Okay, great, because in my opinion, the biggest problem we have in the U.S. is the presence of the Islamic world. So, I'm sure we can come to an agreement that would be most satisfactory to both hemispheres.
Here is my deal Oh Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler of the Muslims. America will be happy to withdraw one American from the Middle-East for every 100 Muslims that you withdraw from America. How could it be any more elementary than that. The ratio of one to a hundred has to be, as there are more Muslims in America than there are Americans in the Islamic World. Hey this deal could catch on. Perhaps the U.K. and Germany, and the Netherlands would like to jump on this bandwagon. There is no doubt in my mind that all countries that have been inundated by Muslims are fed up with their whining and demanding special treatment. This way, your Islamic world and our civilized worlds can get back to normal. Islam will be free to have their stonings, and beheadings, and all of their other sorts of barbaric entertainment, an we in the U.S. and like non-barbaric countries will no longer be forced to tolerate Islam's insane Sharia Law. This is sounding better with every minute.
We can take this deal another step further. How about as the U.S. leaves the Islamic world, we demolish everything we built there. And, of course your Muslims are welcome to do the same here with your Mosques and schools of hate, that you built. Do not feel obligated to do so however, as we have Americans who are well capable of imploding your buildings with very little, if any collateral damage. It appears that your folks aren't as adept at that particular type of demolition technique. Suffice to say, we've seen how you guys work, and well, we're not very impressed.
What do you think there Mr. Grand Poo bah of the Islamic World? Not enough, well sir, allow me to sweeten the pot, make you an offer you can't refuse, as it were. What if we throw into the trade one Barack Hussein Obama, and his entire family? Now, for this to work, you've got to take them all. Hey wait a minute, this should really put the icing on the cake for you. We, the U.S. will also give you two, that's right two Muslim congressmen who took their oath on the Qu'ran and are pretending they can actually be loyal to Allah and the U.S. Constitution at the same time. In all actuality, America has enough liars in Washington, D.C., we really have no need for liars from the Islamic world mucking things up any more than they already are. Yes sir Mr. Ayatolla, that's a pretty sweet deal you have there.
You see, if I were President, we would be drilling, mining and refining. We would manufacturing and inventing, because the small businesses would have the tax breaks they needed to expand. The largest tariffs would be imposed on goods coming into America, not going out, no matter where that company's home office was located. The Federal Government would be out of the health care business, and out of the education business. The Federal Government would however do all possible to make sure all Americans have access to and could afford health insurance, and that would include those with pre-existing conditions. And I wouldn't be putting our nation into bankruptcy to accomplish it. The installation of a fair tax would be implemented, and the Federal Government would not be the largest employer in the nation. Men like Al Gore, Bill Ayers, the Rathke brothers, would all be doing time in Federal penitentiaries for treason against the United States. All crooked congressmen would be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law, no exceptions. Judges would be removed from their office if they even once tried to legislate from the bench. We have three branches of government in this country, and they each have a job to do, it's up to them to do it! Term limits would be shortened to two 4 year terms for the Senate. Whoever thought they should have a 6 year term, must've been out of their mind!
Yes Mr. Ayatolla, as President of the United States I would make this deal with you, without one single regret. Islam has no place amongst civilized nations. Please keep your Islam and Sharia in the Middle East, and we'll keep our Christians, Jews, atheists and agnostics and freedom for all, right here. You see Mr. Ayatolla, in the U.S. we respect everyone's religion, but there is no place here for a pretend religion that spews hate from their Mosques, schools and their Muslim leaders. You can have them ALL back, good luck, and good riddance!!!
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