IF IT COMES FROM THE WHITE HOUSE, YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE, RIGHT???

Yep, if the words come from the Oval Office, and it's passed along by none other than our man Gibbs, it must be true. Things like Obama isn't going to lose any sleep over FOX News Channel, especially Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity. Then why the big war? That's a question everyone asks, and nobody answers.
Did you know that there is a big meeting scheduled in Copenhagen this December. There is a Global Warming Treaty waiting there for Barack Obama's signature. He gets to sign away the entire sovereignty of the United States to a new international consortium, that will take your hard earned money, and give it to third world countries as sort of an apology for the U.S. destroying the climate. Isn't that wonderful? I guess our president hasn't apologised nearly enough so far. Taking into consideration, that there is no such thing as global warming, there is climate change however, and I imagine that we modern western capitalists are responsible for that too. You can bet our anointed one, the omnipotent Barack Obama, is going to make America pay for all those carbon footprints we've left all over the planet.
My Lord, what is this world coming too, do you know there are still people out there who think that Obama is doing one bang up job? They love him. His accomplishments include staying in a war he promised to get us out of. Tripling the nation debt, and in record time I might add, he's only been in office nine months. The real unemployment rate is sitting at or about 15%, not 9.8% as touted by the White House. The value of the American dollar is dropping like a rock against almost all foreign currencies, about 5% a week is the nearest estimate. Obama can't make up his mind on whether or not to send the requested troops to General McCrystal, because, as he puts it, he's being very careful. I may be mistaken, but wasn't it Obama's strategy in Afghanistan in the first place, now he's not so sure. So they're right back to blaming George Bush again. I don't know what we put in the White House, but whoever, or whatever he is, he should not be the President of the United States.
The answers we get from Robert Gibbs, sure make me sleep better at night. It's the truth he's telling, but I sure am having a tough time believing any of it, I'm just sayin'... God Help Us